Now, this is English:
Puppy parking place, outside a shop in Bradford-on-Avon, Wiltshire. [Photo by me, 2014.]
We’ll soon be in our new place in Trowbridge. I snapped that silly photo yesterday nearby in Bradford-on-Avon. B-o-A is a town that’s absolutely worth visiting.
B-o-A is hardly alone. Lots of towns in England are worth visiting. Sometimes, it’s hard to know where to start.
Here’s the view outside our holiday cottage window this morning, English roses included:
The view just after dawn out the bedroom window from our holiday rental in Turleigh, Wiltshire. [Photo by me, 2014.]
Last night, obviously intrigued by some of our Facebook photos and “check-in” locations, just after 11pm British time my uncle in the eastern U.S. “messaged” me:
Are u allowed to tell me what u guys are up to..and btw when u get a chance send a quick email to good ole Annie…she misses you guys.
Annie is another relation. I messaged my uncle back, explaining we are relocating within England for my wife’s consulting work. We are in the process of renting a house and getting a car.
Since I’m not involved in this consultancy work, and with my wife sitting next to me egging me on, and after we had had a few drinks, within my reply, I wrote:
….Maybe I’ll write that novel at last? ;-)
As I clicked “send,” my wife on a chair across the lounge laughing, I remarked, “Well, that oughta get a reaction.”
And it did. Within his next reply, seconds later he wrote me:
…As for you writing a novel I feel certiain you can write a Cozy that is a fine novel type..check it out..you have seen enough to write it..and a person like yourself can be the narrator…
A “cozy?” And “a person like” myself as the narrator? Oh, my.
After I read that aloud, wine glass in hand Mrs.
“Pot Stirrer” Nello pushed for me to go a bit further.
Holding my brandy glass, though, with a smile I told my personal English rose, “Uh, no. That’s enough.”
Rule of thumb: When relaxingly inebriated after a long day, never start teasingly “messaging” your HarperCollins published novelist uncle about how you are now thinking of writing a novel after you’ve written a novel(s) that he doesn’t know you’ve already written.
Have a good Sunday! :-)
He’s been at me again, sending me this a couple of hours ago:
Maybe you’d prefer to write a thriller..I am teaching a class right now in fiction writing…a page a day in one year a manuscript of 365pgs…u can do it…
Oh, gosh, what have I started? ;-)